1 definition by James Woods' bodyguard
A maneuver where a man reaches underneath a girl's crotch, from behind, and then extends his arm forward/upward to fondle the girl's breast. When performed correctly, it is disturbingly similar to the proper technique for delivering first aid and rescue breathing to a choking infant.
This can also be advanced to the master level, i.e, the Double Sherwood, where it is performed simultaneously on two women. The Double sherwood should never be attempted by amatuers as severe injury could result for all participants.
The Triple Sherwood is a legendary move (on par with the existence of Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster) primarily due to the necessity of a third arm for the deliverer of the Sherwood.
This can also be advanced to the master level, i.e, the Double Sherwood, where it is performed simultaneously on two women. The Double sherwood should never be attempted by amatuers as severe injury could result for all participants.
The Triple Sherwood is a legendary move (on par with the existence of Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster) primarily due to the necessity of a third arm for the deliverer of the Sherwood.
Party dude #1: What the hell?!? Amber's getting her tit grabbed but there's no one visible!
Party dude #2: Oh, yeah--that's 'cause Eddie is sitting behind her. He's giving her the Sherwood.
Party dude #1: OK, now I got it...does Eddie realize his elbow's gonna smell like tuna for the rest of the night?
Party dude #2: Oh, yeah--that's 'cause Eddie is sitting behind her. He's giving her the Sherwood.
Party dude #1: OK, now I got it...does Eddie realize his elbow's gonna smell like tuna for the rest of the night?
by James Woods' bodyguard October 16, 2011