3 definitions by James G.P. Conrad

A gay man who votes for candidates whose policies harm the gay community; a right wing homosexual.
"You mean to tell me that Stephen is voting for Donald Trump? That fucking Uncle Milo!"
by James G.P. Conrad July 23, 2016
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A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.
Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!
by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019
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1. Noun; A club-like weapon made by shitting into a sock and tying the end.

2. Verb; The act of inflicting a blow with such a weapon.
Motherfucker, if I catch you drinking milk straight from the carton, I am going to brownjack you until the sock breaks! Believe that shit!
by James G.P. Conrad July 18, 2015
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