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Post-TDK Depression

After watching The Dark Knight, you settle into a depression because of the realization that no movie will ever be as good again.
Man, I was watching Tropic Thunder the other day and it was kinda funny, but The Dark Knight was a million times better. I'm just gonna go watch it on IMAX so I can beat this Post-TDK Depression.
by JambaJews December 23, 2008
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Southern Hemisphere

San Francisco, CA. Where the summer is as cold as summer is in New Zealand mountains.
Ernie: Man, it sure is a hot summer day here in Fresno, how about you Bert?
Bert: I have three layers on dude, i'm in the southern hemisphere!
Bert: ...you know, San Francisco!
by JambaJews September 23, 2009
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Seduce-a-tron 3000

What a man must become when he does not show confidence or resolve in chasing a girl he is interested in.
Matt: Dah I kinda like this girl, but I haven't done anything with her yet.
Avery: Why not?
Matt: I dunno...I'm kinda scared I guess.
Avery: It's time for you to step up to the plate, and become....Seduce-a-tron 3000!
by JambaJews February 6, 2010
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Fart Flush

While a male is urinating and has the urge to fart, typically in a work bathroom, and times his fart with the urinal flush to mask the noise of the fart.
My boss came in the bathroom and peed in the urinal right next to me. I had to lay one so I used the old fart flush so he wouldn't hear.
by JambaJews April 24, 2009
mugGet the Fart Flushmug.

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