JambaJews's definitions

Seduce-a-tron 3000

What a man must become when he does not show confidence or resolve in chasing a girl he is interested in.

Matt: Dah I kinda like this girl, but I haven't done anything with her yet.
Avery: Why not?
Matt: I dunno...I'm kinda scared I guess.
Avery: It's time for you to step up to the plate, and become....Seduce-a-tron 3000!

by JambaJews February 6, 2010

COT

Champagne on Tits. To uncork any kind of champagne, preferrably in a jacuzzi or hotel room, and pour liberally over a pair of exposed tits (or several pairs). Shaking the contents slightly is encouraged, but not so much as to emulate the Yankees' post-World Series locker room celebration.

Bert: So how was your Vegas trip?
Dert: Awesome broseph, we totally had COT!
Bert: COT party? No way, how did you convince them?
Dert: We told them the champagne was too cheap to drink, but that we didn't want to waste it.

by JambaJews December 26, 2009

Post-TDK Depression

After watching The Dark Knight, you settle into a depression because of the realization that no movie will ever be as good again.

Man, I was watching Tropic Thunder the other day and it was kinda funny, but The Dark Knight was a million times better. I'm just gonna go watch it on IMAX so I can beat this Post-TDK Depression.

by JambaJews December 23, 2008

FWG

Fucking White Guy. A White guy dating or hitting on an Asian female, which typically angers some Asian males (if the girl is hot enough).

Asian Guy: I went to class, and I saw this hot chick, but I was too shy to talk to her, and then I see some fucking white guy talking to her! FWGs...they're taking our women!

by JambaJews January 18, 2009