2 definitions by Jam Warm

Vaginal secretion, very similar to Fanny Batter, except exclusive to French ladies.
Cécile stayed the night, we had some cracking sex but it took me several washes to get her Twat Brie off my black bed sheets.
by Jam Warm February 2, 2016
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A person seen as obtaining or trying to obtain sexual contact with a female in a metaphorically "naggy" manner. The tendency to try so hard to attain snatch access could be mis-construed as rapey behaviour.
It didn't matter how many times i said no, he kept asking me to come back to his room for a 'night cap', he's definitely a bit of a twat nag
by Jam Warm February 2, 2016
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