3 definitions by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness

Top Definition
A girl who goes around arousing guys while she's on her period.
Dude, Sue was being such a doucheslut. She was dancing with all the guys at the party and most of em had blood stains on their pants.
by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009
To rub and relieve sore genitalia.
Man I pulled a muscle in my groin at practice, I could use an alfonzo.
by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009
A fruit used by Asians for masturbational purposes. While other races usually use a grapefruit, a grapefruit is too much for an Asian to handle. Often heated up for more satisfaction.
German: I'm gonna go jerk with my grapefruit. Wanna come?
Asian: Konichiwa. No. I'll stick to my clementine.
by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

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