1 definition by Jakoby Ellsbury
A quaint, but large highschool in Gurnee Illinois, but looks can be deceiving. The inside is laid out like a prison and it is. The inmates "Students" are guarded by the well known heroic Howie Security guards led by the one and only Raphael Soto. Once inside, you must be cautious of the transgender, Homo, and feminist inmates who feast on regular usually christian inmates by giving them all of the hatred they desire. Gay teachers force punishment on the inmates by making the students basically write their wills by using themes from "classic" books like Fahrenheit 451 to begin with progressing the The Turn of the Screw. You will be lucky to gain protection form the messiah Cerauli but don't count on it. Good luck :)
by Jakoby Ellsbury May 13, 2016