1 definition by Jakneute
A stinking cess pool of a restaraunt in which you would be hard-pressed to not find at least one of these places within a 5-mile radius in an area with at least moderate population density. Although most people who eat there admit the food is bad for you, these people have a strange sort of addiction to going there; it's effects are very similar to cigarettes. Part of what makes McDonald's so appealing is that their food is generally cheaper than it is at any restaraunt whose food wont give diarrhea with ingestion. Because of this, McDonald's has great appeal to people with low incomes. They like to single out minorities in their commercials because minorities stereotypically have low incomes. McDonald's may in fact have an evil scheme going in which they will render the poor extremely unfit, thereby making their chances of catching a big break even slimmer. It's no conincidence that both healthy and wealthy rhyme.
I paid 99 cents for a cheeseburger at McDonalds because I'm a stupid bargain hunter who doesn't understand the concept of "bang for your buck."
by Jakneute March 21, 2006