2 definitions by Jake and Justin

Top Definition
dried up nut, or semen.
I can't get the center fold to open because its cemented shut.
by Jake and Justin November 10, 2007
The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.
It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.
by Jake and Justin November 10, 2007

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