Jak's definitions

tube

a water bong.

by Jak April 21, 2003

Hogwarts

A school of witchcraft and wizardry for children ages 10-17

by Jak January 27, 2003

weasel

shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment

Listin up you little fucass weasel, if you lie to me again -- you are just gettin' yosef' another slap

by jak February 13, 2003

Hello John

A phrase often randomly called out during silent sessions, such as within a class or a library.
Also used to respond to anyone who calls to you.
Heck, its just a bloody random phrase, use it anywhere, anytime.

1.In a library:"Why, hello John!"

2.Person 1: "Excuse me, sir?"
Person 2: "Hello John."

by JAK January 27, 2004

emcee

a rap lyricist who is good/great

you hear about that new emcee? He has he'll challenge anybody

what you know about a sweet emcee?
in the 313,
none of these skills you bout to see come free.

by jak December 25, 2003

cocknose

sum1 with a huge nose / sum1 hu is a just a wanka and u dnt like atall

alex : jesus my sister is a cocknose
jak : indeed she has a huge nose

by jak April 1, 2005