Jaeger_Battalion's definitions

Cities: Skylines

A game that's a city building game at first, but turns into traffic managing later on. Its a ok game overall with Steam mods. Also can be classified as a game where you wait for the massacre of citizens dying from natural causes.

Colleen: Sekou, how long are you playing that Cities: Skylines game?
Sekou: About 3 hours now.
Colleen: … What?

by Jaeger_Battalion December 3, 2020

Binjpipe

The most evil (but fictional) streaming service of all history. Has an Algorithm where it plans to consume and turn everyone into content for their TV shows.

Jaison: Yo Brett! What we watching?
Brett: Oh, The Exorcist on Binjpipe, of course!
Jaison: WHAT? BINJPIPE? YOU KNOW HOW THAT COMPANY WORKS DON'T YOU? Oh well... you are a smooth brain after all. I'll let you pass this time.

by Jaeger_Battalion December 1, 2020