lindsay lohan

untalented ginger bitch that thinks she can act and sing who had a nose and boob job but denies it

why dont lindsay lohan just admit she had a nose and boob job everyone already knows it

by Jade April 22, 2005

Blowpops

Happiness in a candy.

Otherwise known as addictive.

Your future world leader's weakness (yours truly).

"I was about to behead the peasant, but I abruptly stopped when I heard his offer of unlimited blowpops for life."

by Jade November 14, 2004

red nail polish

looks extremely fashionable and mod when applied to nails.

Red Nail Polish is the only nail polish there is.

by Jade October 14, 2003

Grungers

Usually teenage or early twenties. People who listen to rock music and wear alternative clothing.

Nirvana are a grunge band.

by Jade April 17, 2004

darth vader

coolest freakin SITH LORD next darth maul. no one can compare to this dark lord of the force. And what the heck is up with an old fogey as an apprentice? what the heck is this crap!!!??? Get Count Dooku the heck outta here!!!

by jade June 21, 2003

hockey

the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks

fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"

by Jade May 13, 2005

sweatervest

A vest. That doesn't open in the front. Or something.It's a sweater. Only a vest.

Hence the name.

Extremely ugly, uncomfortable, and often associated with "nerds".

Since Johnny wore a different sweatervest everyday, people often called him a nerd without knowing what he was like on the inside. Now Johnny is a kick-ass pedo. Showed you all, didn't he?

by Jade November 14, 2004