134 definitions by Jacques Asse
The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.
by Jacques Asse January 30, 2009
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.
by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009
Indigo Cunting is the practice of stealthily spray-painting chicks' cunts with indigo spray-paint.
It makes em fuggin wild.
It makes em fuggin wild.
by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009
Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.
Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.
Claire is the Grammar Goddess.
Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.
Claire is the Grammar Goddess.
by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009
Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2010
Ducktfisting is a human sexual act that involves sticking your hand up a duck's ass, and then banging chicks with the bill, head, and neck of the duck. This is usually only problematic when the duck falls off and gets lost in particularly cavernous women.
Jacques grabbed Phred and went duckfisting last week. They duckfisted some serious sluts, and, unfortunately, lost one of their ducks.
by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009