3 definitions by Jacob has been commited

A game on the platform Roblox, which promotes fatherless children assaulting other fatherless children. Some children are more fatherless than others, such as the Hidden Knife User, or the Baseball Bat jab spammer. You may be lucky to see a Raider, the ultimate fatherless child. He will stick a giant unlubed hammer up your arse. If you play Untitled Melee Game, expect the disappearance of your father.
Person 1: Dude, my father just disappeared!

Person 2: Do you play Untitled Melee Game?

Person 1: Yes!

Person 2: Oh wow retard and you wonder where your father went
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Oh my god, you chose USEC over BEAR?

Yeah. I'm a little pussy American bitch.

Yep. You are.
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(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)
Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob
by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021
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