5 definitions by Jacob The Awsomest

double dragon

two in the pink, two in the stink (arshole). An alternate verson of the very popular "shocker".
"wow" said Megan "thats not the shocker"
by Jacob The Awsomest August 9, 2005
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George Bush

A retarded man the went missing a few yeats ago from our town.....wait a minute.
Mom i found him! hes on TV with a suit on?
by Jacob The Awsomest August 10, 2005
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Dude Piston

The Cock, Penis, Pork steeple, Quiver bone.
"Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston"

BLOODHOUND GANG'S
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
by Jacob The Awsomest August 9, 2005
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50 cent

A black man with no talent that was shot 9 times by a blind retarded man with no thumbs.
G Unit.....gay unit?
by Jacob The Awsomest August 10, 2005
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Everlasting Gobstopper

The cock, penis, wang, meat stick, gut pounder.
"Mr. jackson, what are you doing?"
"tasting your Everlasting Gobstopper"
by Jacob The Awsomest August 9, 2005
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