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A man who likes to play with small children. Often in the nude
Don’t go near that guy. I heard he’s a playboy
by JackieChanIsAHero March 29, 2021
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Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites
by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020
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