Such a fierce buttox explosion that the methane all comes out at once. Causing the cheeks to fully seperate, and observers to flee.
As Jim went to light his cigarette, the extremelly large woman bending over in front of him let out a can opener causing the whole place to explode.
When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"
Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
While many young women of our time have become attracted to men that happen to be gay, for pleasure, the men won't tell them that.
Therefore, when tasting the rainbow, a woman would be giving oral sex to a non-straight man.
Carl: Betsy got some action with Pablo last night.
Dick: But Isn't Pablo Gay?
Carl: Yep, guess she tasted his rainbow.