1. The man's semen is like the Dead Sea: no sperm
fishes can live in it.
2. Jill was hoping Dick's dick would explode, but instead she discovered Dick's dick was a Dead Sea.
3. Mary: "I feel bad for Jessica, she can't have kids with Albert's Dead Sea"
Joe: "Well, on the other hand, you can feel good for Albert: thanks to that DEAD SEA of his, he can sleep around without a condom