2 definitions by JackMalice

Top Definition
Masturdbate - The act of pleasuring ones self while on the toilet, having a bowel movement.
Man, I masturdbated and accidentally got feces and semen all over the wall
by JackMalice November 05, 2010
Macintoosh

–noun

1. A person who owns a Mac computer and is an asshole because of it.

2. A shitty Macintosh computer.
George just bought a Mac. I heard he was being a Macintoosh to the waitress. He ordered a Venti, she gave him a 23 ounce beverage. He flipped!
by JackMalice September 23, 2010
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