Masturdbate - The act of pleasuring ones self while on the toilet, having a bowel movement.
Man, I masturdbated and accidentally got feces and semen all over the wall
1. A person who owns a Mac computer and is an asshole because of it.
2. A shitty Macintosh computer.
George just bought a Mac. I heard he was being a Macintoosh to the waitress. He ordered a Venti, she gave him a 23 ounce beverage. He flipped!
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