2 definitions by JackM

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noun. A facial front and profile that look like two different people. Can make someone unattractive.
You're beer goggling man, she has a two-face! From the side she looks like Xena Warrior Princess, but from the front she looks like Roseanne Arnold!
by JackM June 08, 2005

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n. An ugly person who despite their ugliness has just enough redeeming physical attributes that you would consider sleeping with them after consuming a twelve-pack of beer.
Guy 1: Dude, she's fugly!
Guy 2: yeah, but she's a twelve-pack.
by JackM June 10, 2005

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