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2 definitions by JackM

 
1.
noun. A facial front and profile that look like two different people. Can make someone unattractive.
You're beer goggling man, she has a two-face! From the side she looks like Xena Warrior Princess, but from the front she looks like Roseanne Arnold!
by JackM June 08, 2005
 
2.
n. An ugly person who despite their ugliness has just enough redeeming physical attributes that you would consider sleeping with them after consuming a twelve-pack of beer.
Guy 1: Dude, she's fugly!
Guy 2: yeah, but she's a twelve-pack.
by JackM June 10, 2005