Definitions by JackM
two-face
noun. A facial front and profile that look like two different people. Can make someone unattractive.
You're beer goggling man, she has a two-face! From the side she looks like Xena Warrior Princess, but from the front she looks like Roseanne Arnold!
twelve-pack
n. An ugly person who despite their ugliness has just enough redeeming physical attributes that you would consider sleeping with them after consuming a twelve-pack of beer.
twelve-pack by JackM June 24, 2005