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1 definition by JackBlackFrack

The disease that makes your crotch itch and smell like tuna. Also, something your ex will tell you she has when she breaks up with you, often ending the confession with an apology.
"Hey, I went to the doctor today and got tested for STDS. They suspect it's herpes. You should get checked out, too."
by JackBlackFrack May 03, 2005