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Derived from the word fag, a faqs is a lame idiotic person who always makes a fool of himself. Faqs are charachtarised by small aspects of their appearance, such as crooked teeth, large ears and wear cheap clothes. They get very defensive when provoked, and use lame comebacks. They live in dumps and drive cars like Hyundai excels. They are loners and struggle to make friends, They end up getting teased, thrown stuff at, and bashed. They try to fit in with the other kids and hang around with them at lunch, but they end up getting pushed away from the group.

They are usually found hanging around the back of the school with kids 2 grades lower than their grade. You can see them hanging around Op Shops, Or the specials section at IGA where they stock up on heavily discounted Home Brand, Basics and Black and Gold products. Other places such as the Sunday Church sale is Gauranteed to give you some faqs.

Look at Celso, he's such a faqs
by Jack55 August 04, 2007

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