26 definitions by Jack324

1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.

(See also: John McCain)

2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.

3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."

2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"

3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
by Jack324 January 20, 2009
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The last name of Bill, best known for his contributions to the field of televised science.
by Jack324 September 18, 2007
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A wikitangent is when you goes to the website Wikipedia to learn more about a certain topic, but end up getting sidetracked by various links to other articles.
"I went on a wikitangent from Helen Keller to Standard Oil to anti-trust laws by state to the Roman Empire to Pervez Musharaf... I'm so ADD."
by Jack324 December 21, 2007
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Abbreviation for King's Cross, Sydney, which is a red light district near Sydney's downtown area. While it is known for its strip clubs, streetwalkers and brothels, it is also home to many popular bars and nightclubs. The major landmark of King's Cross is a large, iconic neon Coca Cola sign that overlooks William St.

Walking through the Cross at night, most people are either completely fubared, or they're making transactions involving sex, drugs or kebabs.
"I was wandering through the X at 3AM last Friday, munted off my face, when some guy kept pestering me to go into his strip club. After I'd told him I wasn't interested for the 17th time, he asked if I wanted a kebab instead"
by Jack324 May 14, 2009
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What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.
"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."
by Jack324 November 3, 2007
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