111 definitions by Jack Spank9049
A Spack is someone who would be part of a group that consists of other Spacks and be assigned their own Spack number (Spack No.1, Spack No.2 etc.)
An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.
An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.
by Jack Spank9049 March 13, 2023
Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)
Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.
Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022
Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!
Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.
Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.
Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022
Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!
Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.
Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022
by Jack Spank9049 June 13, 2022
Spack No.3 is the brother of Spack No.1 (the leader of all Spacks) and is a handsome looking ginger guy who once had his Warzone death chat clipped by fellow Warzone player 'Legendhuckerby'.
Spack No.3 is also a massive fan of The Strokes but also listens to other artists/bands, one of which being the Arctic Monkeys. He also plays guitar (he has an electric one and a regular one)
Spack No.3 also appears to be quite a big fan of vaping (on a good day, you will often see around 5 'Elf bar' vapes scattered around his room)
Strangely, the whole 'Spack' thing may not exist now if it wasn't for Spack No.3, as he was the one who began calling Spack No.1 spack many years ago, which led to the creation of his Xbox Gamertag 'Jack Spack6049', which then ultimately led up to the events of where we are now in terms of Spacks.
Spack No.3 is also a massive fan of The Strokes but also listens to other artists/bands, one of which being the Arctic Monkeys. He also plays guitar (he has an electric one and a regular one)
Spack No.3 also appears to be quite a big fan of vaping (on a good day, you will often see around 5 'Elf bar' vapes scattered around his room)
Strangely, the whole 'Spack' thing may not exist now if it wasn't for Spack No.3, as he was the one who began calling Spack No.1 spack many years ago, which led to the creation of his Xbox Gamertag 'Jack Spack6049', which then ultimately led up to the events of where we are now in terms of Spacks.
So, as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.3. Without the creation of this amazing ginger dude, the Spack thing may not be a thing now.
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
A small shop usually run by an Indian or Pakistani family that sells everyday household essentials such as: Toilet rolls, drinks, some freezer food, Elf Bars, diabetes and kitchen cupboard snacks.
Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
by Jack Spank9049 September 26, 2022
A very handsome looking man who plays for the club Tottenham Hotspur and England national team.
Just like Penaldo, he is usually known for ghosting in and around stadiums (mostly when on international duty) until a foul occurs inside the box and he will be ready to take the spot-kick in no time, should the referee give then pen
Just like Penaldo, he is usually known for ghosting in and around stadiums (mostly when on international duty) until a foul occurs inside the box and he will be ready to take the spot-kick in no time, should the referee give then pen
by Jack Spank9049 March 27, 2022