Jack Meoff's definitions

dicksnot

Pre-ejaculatory penil secretions. Pre-cum.

I didn't have any tape, so I sealed the envelope with some dicksnot.

by Jack Meoff March 7, 2003

grundle cake

A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!

Dude, those cookies taste like shit, want some grundle cake?

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

Hang Time

Relating to how long a fart can sustain it's intenisty of smell

Dude that fart got some terrible hang time

by Jack Meoff May 5, 2004

tom-tom

When you slap someone (preferly a chick) with ur penis

I tom-tomed her last night accross her tits

by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003

Hot n' Cheesey

The act of giving someone a hot n' cheesey, is to stick the male organ into an elongated tube sock that has been sweat in, and filled with nacho cheese that was just cooked. Once the cheese and sock begin to stink, slide the organ in and slap someone in the face with it, preferably the skeez.

MMMMMMmmmmm that was quite a delicious hot n' cheesey you gave me!

by Jack Meoff February 6, 2005

vagoon

a word that is begined with the letters VAG as if to spell vagina but a teacher walks by and you quickly add oon

holy shit that vag... vagoon is streched

by jack meoff November 12, 2003