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An acronym for Just Pretned Its Shaved.

Used when justifying sleeping with a hairy bitch
Guy 1 - I was going to fuck this girl last night, but she had the hairiest muff I've ever seen

Guy 2 - JPIS bro. No excuse
by Jack McCrack January 10, 2010

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