1 definition by Jack Gatts

An assclown with no life.

see also: fucktard
pirate: SKATERS SUCK!
skater 1: Grr, let's chase after them on our skateboards!
skater 2: YEAH!
pirate: (throws down a handful of pebbles)
skater 1: Grr, we are foiled again!
pirate: HAHAHAHAHA! (has sex with his foxy pirate woman)
by Jack Gatts November 3, 2005
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