36 definitions by Jack De

K- Fred

Some one who is named Fred and puts a 'K' in front of his name to give himself the idea of individuality. Ha Ha Ha.

Guy 1: Yo, I'm K- Fred!
Guy 2: Hi, .... Fred

by Jack De August 28, 2008

Fishwasher

When someone who is way too lazy, wants to clean his fish, just shoves it in the dishwasher.

Mom 1: (In ridiculous nagging voice) George! Clean, your fish!
Son 1: Fine, I'll chuck it in the Fish washer!
Mom 1: What's a fishwasher?

by Jack De August 9, 2008

Shoe F-O

The act in kicking a football off a tee, and your shoe flies off and flies in a similar direction as the foot ball.

(Sonny Bill steps up to the tee)
Dude 1: C'mon Sonny!
Dude 2: Wonderful kick!
Dude 3: I reckon he should get double the points because the shoe went through to.
Dude 4: Cool, a Shoe F-O

by Jack De August 14, 2008

chimptation

When a chimp entices and arouses another chimp of the opposite or same gender.

Guy 1: That chimp likes that chimp!
Guy 2: Reckon it'll fall for chimptation

by Jack De August 30, 2008

TriniDad

A man, woman or thing with 3 dads.

Guy 1: I got a mum and a dad.
Guy 2: Oh, Yeah! I got 3 Dads!
Guy 1: Yo a Trinidad!

by Jack De April 5, 2008

MSN Moron

A person who wastes a lot of their day perfecting their contact card and making pointless conversations over the internet when it is just as good talking to the person face to face.

I spent 3 hours on MSN last night!

You an MSN Moron.

by Jack De September 11, 2008

Spider-Man mobile

The explaining of something that completely non- existent.

Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})

I hope I have enlightened you

Guy 1: He has low self- esteem!
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha

by Jack De August 14, 2008