1 definition by Jack D's Addiction

Utah Uzi

Verb: The mysterious act of successfully ejaculating a man's penis when it's not hard. The short, snub-nosed tator tot is somehow able to rapid fire jizz, without the reassuring length of a barrel. The Utah application is present when the man is only wearing old , mourmon style running shoes during the act.

Abe sprayed her with a Utah Uzi; Neither of them were expecting that flacid thing to go off.

by Jack D's Addiction September 11, 2013