2 definitions by Jack Proteus

what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'

Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'

by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016

Negrumps

Originating from a Key and Peele sketch, commonly mistaken to mean criminal but actually a portmanteau of nigga and grumpy

J. What it is Negrumps? Why you trippin so hard?
G. My bitch done left me.

by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016