Could quite possibly be the greatest pinstriper ever. A tortured artist like myself, but raped by the mass media in a frenzy to wear clothing with his name on it when they really have no idea who he is, or how much he was against the mainstream.
dick: Hey I'm wearing Von Dutch cause I wanna be cool.
smart guy: Uhhh do you even know who Von Dutch was?
dick: Von Dutch isn't a person! It's clothing, Idiot!
smart guy: I'll be layin' ya down real quite like.*blows dick away with a shotgun*