2 definitions by JSize

Schmucky

A top trader on Wall Street. If you are Schmucky then you have amazing knowledge trading multiple asset classes

Yo! Call Schmucky and see what the hedge funds are choking on right now!

by JSize March 3, 2021

Schmuckler

A person with multifaceted skills in sports and partying. Usually used in concert with “mofo”

That schmuckler is The Mofo! He can play 10 sports and then solve a puzzle in 10 seconds while drinking 10 beers and dragging 10 dates. What a legend.

by JSize March 3, 2021