3 definitions by JRSchwartz

A nurse who thinks she is a doctor.
Nurse: "I subscribe to professional medical journals! I am a nurse practitioner!!!"
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.
by JRSchwartz March 5, 2019
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The lunatic fringe of Donald Trump's followers: including, but not limited to, the Proud Boys (not to be confused with a gay glee club); the Oath Keepers; and QAnon. They are unparalleled in their mastery of deflection and "whataboutisms".
Alex: "Fake nooz! Thuh election wuz STOLEN! Thuh evidence wuz PLANTED! Wut 'bout Joe Biden? Wut 'bout Hunter Biden's laptop? Wut 'bout Hillary's emails?"
Jim: "Alex, you're such a MAGAutt!"
by JRSchwartz October 10, 2022
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When some person waives his right-of-way at a four-way stop by waving at the other driver to go ahead.
Jim: "Look at that idiot; he has the right-of-way, but he's waving at me to go ahead."
Bob: "He's just being polite."
Jim: "He's not being polite. He's probably so stupid he doesn't know he has the right-of-way! He is a a stop sign waiver."
by JRSchwartz November 3, 2009
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