4 definitions by JR DB

Rapunzel

Before having intercourse with a woman, install a hook or loop on a wall where you will be having sex. Get her to agree to have sex with you at this place.

During sex, you should be on your back and she should be sitting up. Pull her hair over the hook. Rather than casual humping, you should use the hook as a pulley- yank down on her hair to lift her up, and then release to bring her back down.

This is easiest if the woman grows her hair out for a while first.

I love the way my bitch screams when we Rapunzel- fuck.

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin

While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.

Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"

In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.

SAY MY NAME BITCH! *slap*

She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Swing batter, Swing

While receiving a blow job, just before the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a baseball bat, as you ejaculate. If you knock her over, it is considered a double. If you knock her unconscious, it is a home run.

Variation: Oral Piñata

I'm going to swing batter, swing that bitch tonight.

Are you gonna go for a home run?

Oh hell yes.

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Oral Piñata

While receiving a blow job, just after the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a bat. If she spits out your cum, she must give you two pieces of candy. If she bleeds, she must buy you a large bag of candy.

If you fail to do one of these things, you may try again or let a friend take a shot.

Oral Piñatas are my favorite, because I get a blowjob and candy!

by JR DB December 16, 2009