2 definitions by JP7

check valve

A person who does not have the capability of seeing both sides of an arguement.

Following an arguement where the one person continues to not recognize that his/her point of view could not possibly be incorrect.... "Why cant you at a minimum see that the other side of the arguement could have some merit? You fucking check valve. You one way mother fucker!"

by JP7 March 12, 2009

jahwan

Usually is a oversized fat basterd that iis funny as hell make might have a fat ass friend name Jacob that bastard going to die from diabetes bt j is usually a southerhern fried food eatin add nigga that says shit like yea i use to fuck with her bt he ain't neva had a single bitch

Girl 1: hey end of the world is coming find something to fuck
Girl 2: there's jahwan
Girl 1: I'd rather fuck a bitch nigga named fred with hard nipples

by JP7 January 16, 2013