JP's definitions

blogcandy

A post on a blog that readers will love, but doesn't take much work on your part to post.

A subject that is such a good fit for the genre of your blog that your readers will eat it up.

The latest Ann Coulter book filled with distortions will provide tons of blogcandy for the liberal blogiverse.

by JP November 7, 2003

ping

slang for cocaine. derived from the act of placing the corner of a credit card into the bag and 'pinging' the coke up ones nose.

'Yo lets hook up with Joe and get some ping!"

by jp January 22, 2005

snooka

a home boy or bro

"what up snooka" if you were sayin that to a friend or someone close

by jp October 27, 2003

soapboxing

1) To wax philosophical to promote your own agenda.

2) To get your message across to a number of people.

Michael Moore and Ann Coulter spend too much time soapboxing and not enough time not being stupid.

by JP May 8, 2004

rip ass

What the fat kid in the back row does when he passes colon air through his anus in the middle of class.

Holy shit! Did Rob just rip ass?

by JP May 8, 2004

trombone

When your girlfriend is licking oones ass and at the same time she wanks one off.

Jocelyn's tongue was dirty and then she reached around .......... and played the trombone

by JP March 7, 2005

ninja rock

A ceramic fragment, usually from a broken spark plug, used to break car windows for petty thievery.

The ninja rock popped the cork on the brand new 540i, and we grabbed an ID and a checkbook.

by JP July 27, 2004