1 definition by JORDAN NORRIS

talk show host. america has thrived off her for 20 years. shes now become the antichrist stating her own religious beliefs which over 2 million people believe now in a matter of days
"Hey man why don't you go to church anymore?"

"Church? F*** church man. I got Oprah."
by JORDAN NORRIS April 23, 2008
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