1.When, no matter how little the person worked at something, he still finds the quality of his/her work is a vast improvement on the second runner-up, or junior varsity status.
2.Fucking shit up on a daily at everything you attempt, effortlessly.
in a public library
1-Yeah, so I turned the Research Paper in 7 weeks late, two days after the semester ended, and only got a 95 on it because I used the word 'fuck
' 12 times. Fuckin A
that's varsity status!
2-"Jason, how do you effortlessly fuck shit up
on a daily at everything you attempt? "
"well, Brianne, all I can say is this; Varsity
Status. I'm sorry to say it, but you're still in the JV women's league, and that's not good."
3- Girl- "Are you a huge fan of religious reading material, too?"
Jason- "Hey, I'll be God. You be the Virgin Mary
. Want to meet up later?"