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1 definition by JMo1983

When you f%#k up royally in life and get rewarded for it. Derived from Bristol Palin, a moron who turned an unplanned pregnancy into a career.
I beat up a homeless guy once, but a boxing manager saw it & I got a job! Totally bristoled that one!
by JMo1983 May 09, 2011