3 definitions by JJ Milla
A large Caucasian penis. Named as such because Larry Bird is known as one of,if not the only, Caucasian basketball player who can HANG with the perdomintly African American legends of basketball by their own admittance. Much like the majority of well endowed penises are of African American descent. Could also be referred to as the "Dick from French Lick".
by JJ Milla April 20, 2019
A short, but extremely effective Caucasian penis. Named after the former NBA player "Pistol Pete" Maravich. A short in stature guard, who had a knack to penetrate deeply. Not to be confused with his Caucasian brethren, a Larry Bird, which is a LARGE Caucasian penis.
by JJ Milla September 24, 2022
Hide my own eggs
A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.
A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.
by JJ Milla September 23, 2022