Peditorosis is the medical term for chronic losing. Peditorosis affects only men and reduces their chances of success with the opposite sex. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: giving a girl too much attention, oozing desperation, being terrified of rejection, and lacking self-confidence. Put simply, you lose your ability to exude awesome or win. Oh and it can be contagious.
Stacy: "Did you hear? Bobby Havens brought flowers to his first date. How could anyone be that lame?"
Amanda: "I guess you don't know. He has peditorosis."
Stacy: "Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. That explains A LOT..."
November 30, 2010