1 definition by JFA MOFO
A mid-sized mid-priced sedan from the ford motor company. It's ugly as sin and notorious for being cheap and shitty. Early 90's low-end models are virtually indestructible due to a front and rear set of polyurethane bumpers, however being able to survive a full speed impact into a tree without any visual damage doesn't make it any less of a piece of shit.
I can't stand this fucking ford taurus, it gets eight miles to the gallon, has an exhaust leak that makes it sound like a lawnmower, and looks like it belongs in a destruction derby.
by JFA MOFO March 23, 2008