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2 definitions by JB4375

 
1.
An employee who maintains a position at a company despite the fact that all of his job duties have been reassigned to other employees. This could be by the ghost's own design or due to restructuring within the department.

Office Ghosts are particularly effective when they have a big title that comes with an assistant, and a boss in another location because no one is really sure what they do all day, but they still have the ability to step up and take credit once a project is completed.
Employee: I was looking for Michael. Have you seen him?
Assistant: I think he's in his office but I'm not sure since he always has the door closed. Let me check.
Assistant: No, he's not in there. He might be in a meeting.
Employee: He's like the office ghost. I can never find him when I need to talk with him. What does he do all day?
Assistant: Honestly I have no idea. You tell me when you figure it out and we'll both know.
by JB4375 May 17, 2007
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2.
A non-geographic location where a group of women are instantly transported when they become engaged in conversation. Result: Becoming completely oblivious to their surroundings and anything going on around them.

Note: Transportation is particularly effective when combined with alcohol.
Guy 1: So ladies... are we about ready to go to the party?
Ladies: Hee Hee....I know... blah, blah, blah
Guy 2: Dude, they're in Girly World right now. You could say anything around them and they wouldn't know it.
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: OK Ladies... we're ready for the group sex portion of the evening so if you could start getting naked we can begin.
Ladies: Hee Hee....I know... blah, blah, blah
Guy 2: See what I mean?
by JB4375 May 17, 2007
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