A holiday occuring on the 14th day of February where guys are expected to get girls one of a few things:
1)flowers (red roses preferrribly)
2)chocolate (not white, but the regular)
3)a card (one that's red with a heart on it)
B) That one day of the year where 90% of "good" guys are so depressed they are ready to go crawl in a hole and die because they have no one who loves them.
"Hey hunk, what are you getting me for Valentine's Day?"
"hey man what's wrong? You seem really down in the dumps like you hate the world, you alright"
"leave me alone, it's valentine's day"
1)That little buzzer that goes off in your brain when you are in English class right after you said something extremely really really stupid.
2)A sensor or scientific instrument that beeps when the specific English teacher is around
1)*yelling across the hallway* "HEY JOEL DID YOU READ THAT ENGLISH STUFF WE HAD LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I SURE DIDNT?" You later get questioned about the incidient in class and turn redder than you ever have in your entire life and you leave the classroom and someone says "oh man I guess you didn't have your venndicator with you when you said that, huh?"
2) A small scientific gaget that makes a "beep beep beep" sound when ever that english teacher is within earshot
1) Interjection used in absoltuely any situtation when you can't think of anything to say and you want to be funny. Good to be used around the lunch table with your closest friends who know the full story.
*NOTE* It deals someway with mathmatics
"Hey what's for Lunch man, can I copy your math homework?"