3 definitions by J.M. Sweet

MUFF-DIVER

(n) A lesbian. See also DOUCHEDRINKER, DYKE.

Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.

by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004

asscheddar

(1) Dried or cakey stool that accumulates in the butt hairs from inefficient wiping. (2) An unpleasant or difficult person.

That asscheddar ruined my life.

by J.M. Sweet February 22, 2004

monkeymunch

(n) (1) A male homosexual, esp. one who engages in oral sex. (2) A girl or woman who engages in oral sex with a boy or man.

I went to see that monkeymunch dean in judicial affairs last October.

by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004