3 definitions by J. J. Friedman

A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.
He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.
by J. J. Friedman July 2, 2005
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Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.
Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?
by J. J. Friedman June 28, 2005
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