When you take a shit, wipe your ass and the t.p. is clean as a whistle.
I was so happy my dump was a clean getaway, as I was on a date.
A stunt for the bedroom. Your woman lays face down or face up on the bed. You have a chubby, getting a running start, dive over the dresser (arms and legs fully outstretched) and land perfectly on your chick and simultaneously insert your jimmy.
I broke my cock in two when I tried to Evil Knievel my wife, Kim.
aka "The Stranger"
The act of sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then rubbing one out so it feels like someone else is doing the deed.
Sorry, I can't get up right now I'm making a 'stranger'.