17 definitions by J. Malik
An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
by J. Malik April 15, 2006
A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.
2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.
2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
by J. Malik August 29, 2005
by J. Malik March 18, 2006
He was just sent to the funny farm because he was defecating in public while proclaiming the end was near.
by J. Malik March 1, 2006
A term originally created by a sergeant with the Los Angeles Police Department SWAT Team. Designed as a reminder that in fact you only have "one ass to risk"(1 as-te-risk), so you'd better be careful.
by J. Malik October 17, 2005
Religion divides people, spirituality unites them.
by J. Malik December 30, 2005
EEG is an shortened form of the word "electroencephalogram"; a machine that measures electrical activity within the brain.
A girl I work with was required to take an EEG test by the State Department of Mental Retardation and the screen showed flat lines across the board!!
by J. Malik April 10, 2006