1 definition by J. Kel

1.a pitiful excuse for a mustache

2. a racially-confused individual possessing said mustache and typically clad in a greatly oversized t-shirt, a large chain, and a flat brim hat turned sideways and with the sticket still on it
Dang homie, check out that stache! How's he with so many fly hunnies? He looks like a fool.
by J. Kel May 5, 2007
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