2 definitions by J. Bango

Spring jig-gle (N, V, Adj.)
1. Associated with a pudding (31), teardrop or heart-shaped ass. The snapping back of healthy, female, gluteus maximus muscle.
2. A supple ass with strong support ties or extreme foundational integrity. The behind the scenes, working mechanisms, of the finished result.
3. Often referred to as the Spring-jiggle Effect, primarily in a gym environment. It is believed that certain exercises can amplify the desired outcome. Heredity, however, is given a large portion of the credit. Brazilian and Colombian ass is usually a visual marker of the Effect.
“If you want, I can show you some exercises to enhance your spring-jiggle.”
“My what?” I said, laughing.

Origin: J. Bango book series—“Dorm Tramps.”
by J. Bango December 13, 2016
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Pud-ding (n, adj.)
1. A type of ass that is very rare. Many women have fine asses, but not the Pudding. It is a firm meatiness that inspires mouths to water, while also having been recorded as a catalyst of war.

The structure defies the force of gravity. Said meatiness of the cheeks will jiggle slightly; yet spring back into place quickly, due to the strength and firmness of which is usually attributed to extreme fitness and/or genetic exceptionalism*. One is tempted to play with the ass and prove its frailty, yet it mocks and stands strong within its magnificent integrity. Hands die a slow death and a mind cries out with hopes of caressing the pudding.

Similar qualities in the upper thighs and lower belly arching, contribute strongly in the overall success. It is often referred to as a heart-shaped ass or the Teardrop Effect.

2. The Holy Grail of ass. A deity of yummy lusting after.

3. Not to be confused with Phat or the sloppy presence of an ordinary and overly meaty ass.

*This “spring-jiggle” creates a more natural appearance and feel, as opposed to a rigid and sculpted result that is found in bodybuilders. Their intake of healthy fats is absent and therefore the suppleness is lost.
“My God, that girl is total pudding,” I said, shaking my head in disbelief.
“It’s so unfair,” Jay added.
Word origin: J. Bango—“Dorm Tramps: The Brandy Files.”
by J. Bango December 11, 2016
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