J-Man's definitions

tooky

a cunt

man lisa had some good tooky

by j-man July 28, 2003

neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

wa da ta

Synonym for "what can I say?"

wa da ta my damies?

by J-man September 27, 2003

Boobles

Nickname for my girlfriend, derived from "Bubbles" the Chimp and "Boobs" (Modern English slang for "breasts"); those which belong to her are outstanding.

Boobles, did you stop at the grocery on the way back from the gym, you hot Mama?

by J-Man December 1, 2003

shit stain

a lingering asshole

That dude cannot take a hint, he won't go away and every time he opens his mouth he turns into an asshole.

by J-man November 24, 2003

shtick

a bunch of bullshit someone trys to feed you

man thats a bunch of shtick

by j-man August 21, 2003

trappin'

The act of the local police speed trapping people or doing random DUI stops.

Yo, pigs was trappin' all damn night yo.

by J-man November 24, 2003